these things are for you.: Archive

I'M QUITTING MY JOB

By the end of this month. It’s GONNA happen.

Mar 10th

I guess it always CAN get worse.

I went into work to try to see if anyone would take my Saturday shift for me so I could go to my friend’s bridesmaid fitting, but no one could. My boss, Becky, even had me call employees who had quit over a month ago to see if they would like to come in and work for me. They couldn’t, or rather, wouldn’t, and Becky won’t come in and cover it for me. She said, “You...

Mar 9th

Cannot believe it!

I forgot that my friend’s bridesmaid fitting is this Saturday at 12:15. I didn’t request off work. I completely forgot. And now I am working… I hope that I can get out of that shift to get down there. I feel like the worst friend in the world right now.

Mar 9th

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Mar 4th

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Mar 4th

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Mar 4th

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Dec 21st

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Another incredibly hard Christmas. I will miss you...

Dec 20th

Dec 13th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 4th

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Awesome.

I’m so glad on my day off that I get to listen to Property Management hanging sheetrock in the apartment below ALL DAY LONG.

Dec 2nd

Dec 1st

Nov 28th

A Challenge to Atheists: Come Out of the Closet -...

hunsonisgroovy: “…a recent article by Paul G. Bell in Mensa Magazine provides some straws in the wind. Mensa is an international organization open only to those of high measured IQ. Not surprisingly, therefore, its magazine displays an interest in questions of intellectual ability. From a meta-analysis of the literature, Bell concludes that: Of 43 studies carried out since 1927 on the...

Nov 28th

Nov 21st

I never thought he would find out.

But he did last night. We rented a Sailor Moon movie and he watched it with me to be nice! (Ryan is SOOOOO sweet to put up with me.) Then he realized that one of the cats in the movie was named Artemis, and he figured it out how I came up with our cats’ names. I’m just glad he’s not mad that I tricked him :)

Nov 21st

Happy 1.5 Ryan!

I didn’t forget :P

Nov 20th

Her hair last night resembled Donald Trump's...... →

Nov 20th

“You’re not a kid anymore. You have the right to choose your own life. You can...”

– (via capricious) (via bon-bon) (via align) wish my parents could grasp this concept :/

Nov 20th

Nov 19th

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Nov 18th

Nov 17th

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Nov 17th

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Nov 15th

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Nov 15th

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Nov 12th

"A word problem"

“If 5 Ralphs are 50 years old, then 4 Larries are only 9… BUT 3 Ralphs are 41. When 2 of the Larries turn 27… When will the Ralphs be 96?” This ‘word problem’ is posted next to the safe at work. They are so clever hiding the combo in a word problem. NO ONE could crack that safe!!!

Nov 12th

"have a good one"

In oklahoma, this means “Have a good day” While at work yesterday, I told one of our customers this and my boss, Nancy (who is probably in her mid 70s) told me NEVER to say that again. She said it sounded ‘flip’. Said it must be the ‘generation gap’ because that saying just drove her nuts. Generation gap… pft. No one, other than Nancy, would ever be...

Nov 12th

Nov 11th

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Are anyone else's parents more ABSURD than mine?

When I first bought my car at age 16, my dad paid for it in full so I wouldn’t have to take out a loan. He put the car title in his name, and we made a verbal agreement that I would make payments to him monthly, until the car was paid off. Then the car would be mine. Over a year a ago is when I finally made the last payment to him. The car should have been rightfully mine, but the title...

Nov 10th