these things are for you.: Archive

Wrinkles

Me: Dad you have a deep wrinkle between your eyes!
Dad: Its from you and your brother.
Me: It looks like the number 7...
Dad: Thats because I'm an accountant. If I were an engineer, it would be in the shape of a bridge.

Dec 27th

we are playing mad gab

Dad: Inner Bod Hull Oar Rug Lass
Mom: WHAT?!?!?!?
Dad: Inner Bod Hull Oar Rug Lass!
Mom: HAHAHAH!!!!
T.J.: Inner Bod Hull Oar Rug Lass? What? I don't get what its trying to say...
Mom: HAHA!!!
Dad: Inner Bod Hull Oar Rug Lass....
Mom: In her butthole pass a glass! HAHA this is dirty!
Dad: NO!!! IN A BOTTLE OR A GLASS!!!!!

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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I want a bird tattoo (not so secret)

Kate: I HAD A CRAZY DREAM ABOUT YOU!!!! Okay, so Kelsea, me, and you went to get tattoos. You were going to go first! You had kept it a big secret what you were getting, and so finally you pulled out your drawing to show the tattoo artist. It was a HUGE pair of tennis shoes that didn't even match! hahahhahaha Kelsea and I were like "uhhhhh. . . cool." It was so weird. So, long story short, I am not letting you get a tattoo of tennis shoes . . . no matter how much you want them!

Dec 23rd

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“Mostly I’m tired of people being ugly to each other. I’m tired of all the pain I...”

– The Green Mile. (via aksamala) (via joshawesome) (via hotg0ssip) (via kari-shma) (via theterrifictalyn)

Dec 23rd

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Dec 20th

hunsonisgroovy: Matt Nathanson - Come On Get...

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

43 notes

“And then I felt sad, because I realized that once people are broken in certain...”

– Douglas Copeland, Life After God (via lost soul:hello vagina) (via undermysombrero) (via havent-got-a-prayer) (via sleepanddream) Christmas time is always the hardest.

Dec 20th

I'm STARVING

ARGH wisdom teeth. my face resembles a bullfrog. And they keep calling me into work. If i can’t open my mouth to put food in there, what makes you think I would be able to welcome guests? ya no.

Dec 17th

“Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.”

– Rose Franken, writer (via kylelmartin)

Dec 10th